Fuck You, Republicans. Again.

No. Really. Fuck you. I've had enough of your bullshit. Now that you've grown weary of pushing teachers and firefighters down the stairs, trying to abolish kindergarten, fighting tooth and nail to make sure that loving adults can't form legal families, giving big industry carte blanche to poison the food, water, and environment and serve endangered species as hors doevres, destroying poor women's access to healthcare, you would think you'd have run out of ways to screw everyone. I mean, there must be a line somewhere. Even Hitler liked dogs. But no, there are still new depths to which you're willing to sink.

How about handicapped kids? Why, the don't contribute anything to society. And they're already born, so they're not tender little feoti anymore, so who gives a fuck?  Lazy little slackers, they'd probably just take that Special Olympics funding you're taking away and blow it all on T-bone steaks and big screen TVs. I ask you, are there no workhouses?

Elections have consequences, bitchez.  And for anyone who votes Republican, I hope you enjoy it when they get around to fucking you over, because have no doubt, you are on the list. It's just a matter of time.


You may now return to your regularly scheduled programming.