The Black Keys in the Most Awesome Video Ever.

I have no word for the amount of cool in this video. Sean Patrick Flanery in a an eye-patch! Corbin Bernsen punching things! Tricia Helfer in a leather bustier! Ninja cowboy henchmen on horseback! Revenge, murder, and stuffed dinosaurs! Mariachis with fake mustaches! Todd Bridges as a chupacabra-killing priest! This is the most awesomest thing in the history of awesome things.