Because Some People Have Too Much Damn Free Time

This is especially for my sweetie, who got a new Android phone for Christmas and obsessively stayed on the damn thing like a 15-year-old girl in a teenage love triangle. Even when he was yelling at the kids, he was still playing Angry Birds.





I have not played Angry Birds, because I'm a responsible adult who has, you know, stuff to do, but I can always appreciate puppets repeatedly screaming,"Fuck Off!"