He keeps typing ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ and I'm not sure what that means. On the plus side, my desk is the cleanest it's been in a year, because he's methodically pushed everything off of it. Of course, the floor under my desk is now buried under a mass of scrap paper, Coke Zero cans, and empty lemon Italian ice containers. I fear a visit from the health department.
Spike is usually very good about not cavorting on the desk, but Pete, well, Pete thinks all things are his. He's learned how to turn the monitor on and off and adjust the volume randomly, and will spend all his between-sprawl time chasing the cursor.
I'm a writer. Things that make me happy: hockey, zombie movies, good books, ginger beer, my DVR.
Things that make me unhappy: bad writing, a lack of intellectual curiosity.
Favorite Authors: Ray Bradbury, Shirley Jackson, James Lee Burke, Carol O'Connell, Edward Gorey.
If you are not prepared to inflict physical harm upon a cat, you shouldn't own a cat.
ReplyDeleteI tried to warn you that he is steeped in absolute evil. I *know about these things*, Keri!
He keeps typing ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ and I'm not sure what that means. On the plus side, my desk is the cleanest it's been in a year, because he's methodically pushed everything off of it. Of course, the floor under my desk is now buried under a mass of scrap paper, Coke Zero cans, and empty lemon Italian ice containers. I fear a visit from the health department.
ReplyDeleteSo cuuuute! Aw. My cats always walk across my keyboard while I'm working!
ReplyDeleteSpike is usually very good about not cavorting on the desk, but Pete, well, Pete thinks all things are his. He's learned how to turn the monitor on and off and adjust the volume randomly, and will spend all his between-sprawl time chasing the cursor.
ReplyDeleteI bet you don't even OWN a cat beating stick! How can you ever expect to own your computer again?
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