Happy Twelfth Night, or For Those Who Have Trouble Letting the Holidays Go.

Tonight is Twelfth Night,  which according to the English Oxford dictionary is "The evening of the fifth of January, preceding Twelfth Day, the eve of the Epiphany, formerly the last day of the Christmas festivities and observed as a time of merrymaking."


This means two things: an excuse for "merrymaking," which I believe should be interpreted as liberally as possible; and a reminder that if you haven't taken your Christmas lights down by now, you are officially poor white trash.


Bye, Chrishanakwanzayulica!