Paranoid Much?

Before I'm off to errands, I must wonder, how in the fucking hell did I get subscribed to Newsmax at my secret email address? Nobody even knows the secret email address. And someone would have to be very malicious indeed to subscribe me to Newsmax.

Luckily I haven't sidled off into paranoid dementia yet or I'd have to instruct the cat to shoot off a couple emails expressing my extreme displeasure at this obviously sinister turn of events.