Don't Cross-Check Matt Duchene in the Face

Or he will make your goalie eat the puck repeatedly. With malice.

Let me just say that I'm terribly relieved that Craig Anderson is back. Because when you're out and your agent says, "It's not as bad as people are saying," it usually is actually far, far worse than what people are saying. So I'm glad that Anderson wasn't part of some horrible Weekend at Bernie's scenario, and as a bonus still has possession of all of his limbs.

Have you voted for Chris Stewart today?