MMM, Bacon

The S/O says I'm a marketer's nightmare, because I react completely unpredictably to advertisements. But this is one ad that makes me want to GO BUY THIS PRODUCT RIGHT NOW.







*Ad gets double bonus points for quoting Tremors. I think I can actually act out that entire movie by heart.

**I have long lobbied for replacing the Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon with the Six Degrees of William Fichtner, but people stubbornly refuse to accept my role as a trendsetter ahead of my time.