I'll Take Sweden

Peter Forsberg has signed with the Avalanche for the remainder of the season. Normally I would be drinking copiously and wearing a party hat about now, save for the fact that A) I have no time, and B) the Avs have suddenly collapsed like a hobo's cardboard summer home.

Still, there's 29 games left. Plenty of time. I'll be making the appropriate sacrifices to the hockey gods.