Friday, May 20, 2011

I Told You So

The CDC has finally gotten around to advising people what to do during a Zombie Apocalypse.

Of course, they mention a few other possible disasters like floods and tornadoes and the like, but really you should have a plan for when the dead rise. I can shoot a gun, saddle a horse, perform surgery using everyday household items, and make a fancy meal out of random ridiculous ingredients just like on Chopped. If worse comes to worse, we scoped out the Bass Pro Shop on Interstate 12. Get there early. Seating will be extremely limited.

1 comment:

  1. Uh... is it bad that my preparedness plan for a zombie apocalypse is 'cause it'?